Salmon, potato kugel, and green bean salad (Taken with Instagram)
Approximately 50 things right with this picture, and not one thing wrong.
I don’t think any day is worth living without thinking about what you’re going to eat next at all times.–
― Nora Ephron (via bbook)
Rest in peace, fine lady.
Sad story, great food.
Today’s injustice. I thought the bagels at this new café looked bigger, but they are somehow even smaller.
Someday I will march boldly through the streets, raising a true bagel high and singing songs of liberation.
And those streets will be…in New York City. Where all the proper bagels live.
It’s a good thing California has that pretty ocean and all those trees going for it.
The second best part is when everyone argues over who will do the dishes.
It’s a great day for some Burrata.
Murray’s Cheese is the mothership.
A maternal insult (also referred to as a yo momma joke) is a reference to a person’s mother through the use of phrases such as “your mother” or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.Used as an insult, “your mother…” preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive. “Your mother” can be combined with most types of insults, although suggestions of promiscuity are particularly common.Insults based on obesity, incest, age, race, poverty, poor hygiene, unattractiveness, or stupidity may also be used. Compared to other types of insults, “your mother” insults are especially likely to incite violence.
“It’s not fair that people are seated first come, first serve. It should be based on who’s hungriest.”